WHAT IS THIS PLACE...?

You've found yourself in a strangely tranquil virtual hollow...

The air is crisp and cold, almost artificial. Low-res fog dances between the trees. You can see your breath, flowing in pixelated wispy clouds that creep from your mouth. You feel a clarifying chill that you aren't particularly bothered by. The smell of fresh herbs, woodfire, and incense are floating up your nose, likely from the inside of this incredible reality bending gateway disguised as a picture of a spooky old house. A few birds in the canopy of thick deciduous trees above you squeak and croak playfully in your direction, one landing above your head to point his 5 ultraviolet eyes towards predicting your next move.

Are you ready to proceed?

(Click the gate to enter...)

Yes, you're being watched...but not in a creepy way. I'm just curious about you.